Wednesday, 4 September 2013


 So the three little kids are those three little kids that tied Nona up in a bag and pushed her home in a trolley (very naughty!). They forgot that Nona baby sits the kids in the building! And guess what? It's baby sitting time! So Sam and Cat decide to just take the kids along with them, so they do, and they seem to wonder off on a granny mobile...

  So as you proberly guess Cat wasn't too happy about that and her and Sam had an argument (and during that argument the coffee, organe and a raw egg exlode). After the little spat they have, Cat comes up with the conclusion that she is going to fuke (faint and puke). So, the girls make their way back to Elderly Acres to talk to Nona (the forget to open the door so that set them back a little too), but on their way out they find three little children...

#Pilot - catch up and review part 9

So the next scene take us to a shot of the front door, and in walks Cat, with a pink cardigan over one arm and holding some 'special cream' in the other. Sam asks Cat how school was and she replies ''learny'' (get it?) then questions Sam about what she's doing. Sam answers ''I read online that if you mix coffee, orange juice, and a raw egg, it blows up!'' this excites Cat, so Sam pores all the ingredients in a glass, and then they both duck, waiting for the explosion, but it doesn't seemed to of worked (oh, man!). Cat grabs her 'special cream' and shouts for Nona, but there's no reply. So, I guess now's the time for Sam to break the news that Nona lives in Elderly Acres...

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

#Pilot - catch up and review part 8

Nona walks in, sleep walking yet again! And folds the sofa bed up again! With Sam and Cat still inside...

#Pilot - catch up and review part 7

So, Sam stays the night and sleeps on the sofa bed. Some time during the night, a sleep walking Nona comes in to the dining/kitchen/living area, and folds the sofa bed up into the sofa, with Sam still in it! So, obviously Sam begins to scream, and it wakes up Cat, so she goes in to have a look (into the dining/kitchen/living area -_-). And Cat being Cat, thought that the scream Sam in the sofa was a ghost sofa and start to hit is with a crutch (a walking stick given to Nona by her doctor, you dirty minded people). Once she is finished beating the sofa, she puts the crutch down and calls ''hello?'', when Sam shouts ''It's me, Sam! Get me out of this couch!'' so Cat unfolds Sam from inside the sofa, when Cat comments, rather wittily ''that's not how you sleep in a sofa bed''. But of course Sam wasn't sleeping, Cat's nutty Nona folded Sam up in there. That's when Cat remembers her Nona sleep walks, and climbs into bed with Sam, and Sams all like ''hey, um what are you doing'' and then Cat says ''I'm gonna sleep here next to you so you don't get scared'' awwwww! Then they both snuggle down into bed and turn off the lights, and just when they're about to fall asleep...

#Pilot - catch up and review part 6

Then Sam walks over to Cat and jokily says to stop sniffin' the Biebs' (as if it was drugs or something), and Cats all like, ''But I can't, he smells so talented!''. Then, in bursts the famous Nona! tied up in a bag being pushed by little children in a trolley. Cat and Sam rush over to help her, when she it off the trolley and out of the sack, Sam asks what happened and Nona's all like ''Those little demons happened to me!'' and Cat explains that Nona babysits for the kids in the building and Nona's all like ''not any more!'' then she goes on to say that she's tired of the kids and being pushed around (literally) and that she needs to move to Elderly Acres. But Cat is not liking that and she says that her Nona isn't allowed to move in and if she does then Cat will move in with her. But silly old Cat doesn't realise that Elderly Acres is only for the elderly, duh!


#Pilot - catch up and review part 5

So then Sam gets cleaned up and Cat makes some lemonade (or possibly cucumber water?), Sam walks into the dining/kitchen/living area wearing a candy covered dressing gown. She's all like, don't you have anything that doesn't make me look like a rainbow threw up on me?'' but Cat being Cat, doesn't. Then states the fact that Sams clothes are in the drier. ''How long will that take?'' asked Sam. ''As long as it takes for my Nona to get home and show me how to turn the drier on'' (ha ha ha ha, the crowd is in stitches -_-, but it was pretty funny). Then there's a knock, knock, knock at door, and Cat invites Dice, and he's all like ''sup, valentine'' (that's Cats last name btw, that mean by the way btw) then Cat explains that Dice lives in the building. Then Dice gets out bags of hair from his bag and shows them to the girls, and tells them that they are from celebrities (Justin Bieber, Ryan Seacrest, Katy Perry, Will Smith) and Cat jumps at the chance for some Bieber hair, as she buys a whole bag (think someone's a fan, funny thing is Ariana Grande actually dated Justin Bieber last year, who'd of thought, eh?) and she begins sniffing it straight away. Then Dice points out that Sam looks like Sam from iCarly, but wait she actually is! You know the story... He then goes on to ask if he can get some of her hair, and she says that he can buy some, so he runs out of the door to get some bags and scissors.

#Pilot - catch up and review part 4

Right, okay, they are out side a posh hotel (Blakemore is very posh!), and what do posh people use to get around? Yep, you guessed it! Limos! And guess what? Yep, right again! Your a good little guesser aren't you? There is a limo parked out side the hotel, empty...
so the girls strole up to the limo and ask the limo driver where he has been? (good question right?) and he's all like, I think you have the wrong limo, I'm here for Dr William, to take him to the airport so he can fly back to England. So, the girl fake an English accent and say ''well, we're Dr Williams's daughterses'' and Cat being Cat followed with ''my names Ofelia!'' then the girls both look at each other and link arms, so give off that sisterly bond (great plan so far!) Then Sam shouts at the man ''you're supposed to take us to see our daddy!'' and the drivers all like ''no one said nothing about 2 girls'' and in doing so put his hands out in front of him. Sam see's an opportunity and yells rather loudly ''oh no, please don't strangle us!'' and Cat says ''We're just girls!'' and they shout lots of alerting things that might get the limo driver arrested, so, he lets them in the limo and drives them to Cat's Nona's...


#Pilot - catch up and review part 2

The camera then turns to 2 boys looking for their lost cat 'Pawsely' (imaginative name, eh?), and Cat just happens to pass them too, she tells them she is stopping  her vehicle, using her microphone, that she has attached to her bike. the camera looks back at Sam as she is waiting in line for her berito, she hears Cat talking and turns around to see what is going on. Cat then asks what's is going on with the 2 boys call Pawsely. They then explain and she becomes extremely excited about the fact that they are looking for a cat and her name is Cat. So she helps the boys look for their cat, and she finds Pawsely in a bin, she asks the boys to help her in, but she falls. She finds the cat and hands in back to the 2 boys, they thank her and walk away. She shouts 'Bye!' and in doing so, the gum in her mouth falls out, she becomes rather upset and crouches back down to look for her gum, calling 'where are you gum?'. While she is looking for her gum, Sam is still watching, but Cat becomes invisible, due to being concealed by the dumpster. And it just to happens that the bin men come and lift the bin into the back of their truck. Cat falls in and Sam see's, the bin truck then moves along happily to the next street to pick up more rubbish, with Cat still inside! Sam realises this and shouts at the bin truck 'hey! stop that truck! it ate a girl!' The men driving the truck don't seem to hear her and carry on driving down the road. So Sam sprints after the truck and climbs in, so now she is in the back of the truck with Cat, who is stuck upside down, face first in the rubbish (nice!), she helps Cat up, she Cat begins so laugh as it was 'so much fun!' Sam then pulls out a rat and throws it aside, Cat then realises that it is Sam from iCarly, Sam says 'yeah, no lets get outta here!'. Then there is a loud clank of crushing metal, Cat gets scared and asks what the noise is and Sam relies ''it's the sound of 2 girls about squished in a garbage truck!'' then Cat gets really scared and, as perusal, faints. Leaving Sam to carry her out and save the both of them...

#Pilot - catch up review part 3

Gratefully she does as the next scene is her blowing Cat with a leaf blower that she stole off of a random man. When Cat becomes a where of her surroundings again, Sam asks if she is okay, and Cat answers ''yeah I think so''  when a man (the original owner of the leaf blower) comes storming over and snatches the blower out of Sam's hand, making a grunting sound, which Sam imitates. Cat asks where they are Sam reveals that they are outside of the Blakemore hotel (posh!). Sam points out that they both smell for swimming in garbage, and that she needs to find somewhere to hose herself down, Cat then suggests that Sam has a shower at her Nona's house. Which then leads to ''what's a Nona?'' ''it's my grandma, I live with her'' '' oh thanks but you don't have to'' ''oh please, you saved me from being squished in garbage, let me repay you with the girt of bathing'' Sam then agrees, but because Nona's house is far away and Sam doesn't want to stink out her bike, they hatch a plan to get back to Cat's Nona's...

Pilot - catch up and review part 1


Sam & Cat is finally here!

So the first episode #Pilot, was aired on June 8th 2013, the show starts off with, Sam Pucket (originally from iCarly) riding in on her motorcycle, continuing the scene from iCarly the final episode where Sam takes to the road. She jumps off her bike and is greeted by a worker of a breakfast berito stand, (named Paco Berstein's Meat Stand) where he asks her if she is Sam from iCarly, in return she replies ''are, you a cop?'' ''no'' he answers '' then yeah, I'm Sam'' she finishes. The man continues to ask her why she is in LA as iCarly is shot in Seattle. Where she replies, ''looking for fun'', then Cat Valentine rides past them on her pink bike laughing pointlessly to herself. Sam then asks for a jumbo breakfast berito. 

Monday, 2 September 2013

Back Stories - Cat


 

          Cat is originally from the show Victorious, that was cancelled after just 3 seasons and a final 15 episodes. She revealed in both Sam & Cat and Victorious, that she has a brother and lives with her Nona, she also reveals that her brother is extremely weird and potentially dangerous.
          Cat attends Hollywood Arts, with fellow cast members from Victorious Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) Beck Oliver (Avan Jogia) Jade West (Elizabeth Gillies) Robbie Shapiro (Matt Bennett) Andre Harris (Leon Thomas 111) and Robbie's puppet Rex Powers.
          Cat is seemed to be bipolar, which is mentioned by Tori Vega in Pilot, the first episode of Victorious. When she gets scared she has a tendency to faint, as she does many times in both Victorious and Sam & Cat. She originally has brown hair, but she dyes is red, although she doesn't dye her eye brows as they are brown still. During the show Victorious she repeatedly uses the phrase '' what's that supposed to mean? '' when someone both intentionally and unintentionally crisis her for what ever reason. She comes off rather dumb and lost in both T.V. shows, she also comes across as sweet, vulnerable, easily frightened and easily offended. Cat is 17 years of age, weights about 93 - 97lbs and has a height of approximately 153cm in height.  Cat is often known as Lil'red and Cutie and once or twice known as Little Red Thing. She is portrayed by Ariana Grande.